[Fanart - comic] Calling 911

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Artist: clarex_ama 
Rating: PG
Warning: bad language.
Summery:  America needs to do an emergency call and doesn't receive the answer he expects...
Notes: So, basically, in America you call 911 in case of an emergency, but in England you call 999... because 911 is a sexline... I couldn't help but think that could cause some awkward misunderstandings - so I had to draw it lol XD







A: "Erm a t-shirt and jeans?
E: "How exciting... You know what I'm wearing? Nothing!
A: "... O-kaaay. Not to be rude, but the fire is spreading as we talk..."
E: "That's pretty much the point!"
A: "What? It is? I thought the point was to get rid of the fire."
E: "I'm bloody working on it!"
A: "Oh you are? Did you contact someone who can put out the fire then?"
E: "Avsdwhedb! I am perfectly capable of doing just that, thank you very much! It is my bleeding job after all!"
A: "Wait what? You are a fireman too?"
E: "Sure, whatever you kids call it nowadays. Look, instead of all this pointless smalltalk, why don't you just grab a hold of your dick and tell me how big it is or something, and then I'll start moaning into the phone. Sounds like a plan?
A: "... You know what, I think I can put out the fire on my own after all... bye."
E: "How rude!" D:<

Hey, missed me? I missed you lol God, I've been suffering from a hangover from hell all day D: Seriously, what did I drink last night? (The question is probably more like "what didn't I drink last night" OTL) Anyway, I haven't been very active lately, since I have exams OTL And then I'm having a huge art-block, so that sucks big time... can't draw anything decent >< Oh well, I'm off to bed.

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