Artist: [livejournal.com profile] clarex_ama 
Rating: PG
Warning: bad language.
Summery:  America needs to do an emergency call and doesn't receive the answer he expects...
Notes: So, basically, in America you call 911 in case of an emergency, but in England you call 999... because 911 is a sexline... I couldn't help but think that could cause some awkward misunderstandings - so I had to draw it lol XD







A: "Erm a t-shirt and jeans?
E: "How exciting... You know what I'm wearing? Nothing!
A: "... O-kaaay. Not to be rude, but the fire is spreading as we talk..."
E: "That's pretty much the point!"
A: "What? It is? I thought the point was to get rid of the fire."
E: "I'm bloody working on it!"
A: "Oh you are? Did you contact someone who can put out the fire then?"
E: "Avsdwhedb! I am perfectly capable of doing just that, thank you very much! It is my bleeding job after all!"
A: "Wait what? You are a fireman too?"
E: "Sure, whatever you kids call it nowadays. Look, instead of all this pointless smalltalk, why don't you just grab a hold of your dick and tell me how big it is or something, and then I'll start moaning into the phone. Sounds like a plan?
A: "... You know what, I think I can put out the fire on my own after all... bye."
E: "How rude!" D:<

Hey, missed me? I missed you lol God, I've been suffering from a hangover from hell all day D: Seriously, what did I drink last night? (The question is probably more like "what didn't I drink last night" OTL) Anyway, I haven't been very active lately, since I have exams OTL And then I'm having a huge art-block, so that sucks big time... can't draw anything decent >< Oh well, I'm off to bed.
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From: [identity profile] conjure-lass.livejournal.com


OH I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED.

Poor America, he's trying to do the right thing! LOL.


From: [identity profile] rurushuu.livejournal.com


..............OKAY the next time I go to England I'll know what to call while pretending to be American.

From: [identity profile] sara-sora.livejournal.com


....LOSINGMYSHIT PKSDPOKASDOPAKDOPADKASODKASPDKASODKPASDKOAS
DYING
SERIOULSY XDDDDDDDDDDD
THIS MADE MY EVENING.
FUCK, MY WHOLE MONTH PSDASDOASDK
icannoteven- /dies

From: [identity profile] xxwolfgirlxx.livejournal.com


Aww, I forced asked my friend in england to call it for me to see, she said its a dead number :( Too bad.

Still this is hilarious so it makes its true.

From: [identity profile] xxwolfgirlxx.livejournal.com


I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case. ♥

If I ended up going on a trip to england without knowing this I probably would've dialed 911 and been like WTF while my friend's house burns down.

*this has no relevance but That 70s Show is on and they are having some weird music number where they are all wearing sparkly and shiny outfits while singing "Happy Together" CANT. STOP. STARING.*

*cough*

Anywho. Why can't the world just have one universal emergency number? (its not just us silly Americans btw, its also those silly Cana-...umm...wait who am I talking about again?)

From: [identity profile] xxwolfgirlxx.livejournal.com


Hamlet isn't that bad ^^ I actually enjoyed it, and Macbeth too.

But now I have to worry about finals week. Uhg. Goodbye Hetalia, hello Textbook!
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