[Fanart - comic] Calling 911

[clarex-ama.livejournal.com]

Artist: clarex_ama 
Rating: PG
Warning: bad language.
Summery:  America needs to do an emergency call and doesn't receive the answer he expects...
Notes: So, basically, in America you call 911 in case of an emergency, but in England you call 999... because 911 is a sexline... I couldn't help but think that could cause some awkward misunderstandings - so I had to draw it lol XD







A: "Erm a t-shirt and jeans?
E: "How exciting... You know what I'm wearing? Nothing!
A: "... O-kaaay. Not to be rude, but the fire is spreading as we talk..."
E: "That's pretty much the point!"
A: "What? It is? I thought the point was to get rid of the fire."
E: "I'm bloody working on it!"
A: "Oh you are? Did you contact someone who can put out the fire then?"
E: "Avsdwhedb! I am perfectly capable of doing just that, thank you very much! It is my bleeding job after all!"
A: "Wait what? You are a fireman too?"
E: "Sure, whatever you kids call it nowadays. Look, instead of all this pointless smalltalk, why don't you just grab a hold of your dick and tell me how big it is or something, and then I'll start moaning into the phone. Sounds like a plan?
A: "... You know what, I think I can put out the fire on my own after all... bye."
E: "How rude!" D:<

Hey, missed me? I missed you lol God, I've been suffering from a hangover from hell all day D: Seriously, what did I drink last night? (The question is probably more like "what didn't I drink last night" OTL) Anyway, I haven't been very active lately, since I have exams OTL And then I'm having a huge art-block, so that sucks big time... can't draw anything decent >< Oh well, I'm off to bed.

Comments

[conjure-lass.livejournal.com]

OH I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED.

Poor America, he's trying to do the right thing! LOL.

[clarex-ama.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you found it funny XDD

He really is. Oh, those two never win at life XDD lol

[thisiskanta.livejournal.com]

ROFL. America, why did you set fire in the first place xD

[clarex-ama.livejournal.com]

hahaha yeah... he was probably trying to make an indoor campfire or something XDD

[hetalia17.livejournal.com]

OH DEAR GOD. THIS. *BRB LAUGHING FOREVER*

[clarex-ama.livejournal.com]

>w< I'm really glad you like it XDDD

[helisse.livejournal.com]

Lolololol... XD

[clarex-ama.livejournal.com]

XDDDD <3

[kieseltan.livejournal.com]

x,DDDDDDDDD bfbrhjsegregrzuWTF

Seriously, I'm crying right now.

[clarex-ama.livejournal.com]

hahahah XDDD
Sorry, to make you cry, but I hope they are tears of joy lol <3

[kieseltan.livejournal.com]

What else? ;//v//;"""

[clarex-ama.livejournal.com]

haha just glad it's not tears of misery XDDD <3

[rurushuu.livejournal.com]

..............OKAY the next time I go to England I'll know what to call while pretending to be American.

[clarex-ama.livejournal.com]

hahahahahha epic plan XDDD <3

[sara-sora.livejournal.com]

....LOSINGMYSHIT PKSDPOKASDOPAKDOPADKASODKASPDKASODKPASDKOAS
DYING
SERIOULSY XDDDDDDDDDDD
THIS MADE MY EVENING.
FUCK, MY WHOLE MONTH PSDASDOASDK
icannoteven- /dies

[clarex-ama.livejournal.com]

Wow thank you so so much!! I'm really glad you like it and find it as funny as me XDDD
THANK YOU! *hugs* <3

[xxwolfgirlxx.livejournal.com]

This...is...hilarious!!!!! xD xD xD

but is it true?

[clarex-ama.livejournal.com]

Thank you! XDDDD

I don't know... never called the number myself. I just read it somewhere XDDD

[xxwolfgirlxx.livejournal.com]

Aww, I forced asked my friend in england to call it for me to see, she said its a dead number :( Too bad.

Still this is hilarious so it makes its true.

[clarex-ama.livejournal.com]

hahahaha OMG you actually did that? That's super epic 8D
Too bad it didn't work though... but who knows, maybe it used to be a sexline, but then they had to change the number because of the silly Americans. Somehow, I can see that happening XDDD

[xxwolfgirlxx.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case. ♥

If I ended up going on a trip to england without knowing this I probably would've dialed 911 and been like WTF while my friend's house burns down.

*this has no relevance but That 70s Show is on and they are having some weird music number where they are all wearing sparkly and shiny outfits while singing "Happy Together" CANT. STOP. STARING.*

*cough*

Anywho. Why can't the world just have one universal emergency number? (its not just us silly Americans btw, its also those silly Cana-...umm...wait who am I talking about again?)

[clarex-ama.livejournal.com]

XDD <3

Yeah, I know the feeling. It's actually really bad that you don't know the right numbers to call when you travel OTL

hahahahaha sounds entertaining! I wish i had the time to watch silly shows. As it is at the moment, all I have time to do is concentrate on my stupid exam about Hamlet lol

Yeah, if it was the same number everything would be easier! LOL

[xxwolfgirlxx.livejournal.com]

Hamlet isn't that bad ^^ I actually enjoyed it, and Macbeth too.

But now I have to worry about finals week. Uhg. Goodbye Hetalia, hello Textbook!

[clarex-ama.livejournal.com]

yeah, I like it too... if I didn't like Shakespeare I wouldn't sudy theatre lol it's just a kind of difficult exam OTL

tell me about it ><