[Fanfic] The Special Relationship is Over

[nike2422.livejournal.com]

Title: The Special Relationship is Over
Author: nike2422
Rating: PG
Character(s)/Pairing(s): America, England, France
Warnings: Breaking up is never easy.
Summary: Hell has frozen over, England has to break the bad news to America that he no longer wants to be in the special relationship.


Facebook status: England went from being 'in a relationship' to 'it's complicated.'

Comments

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[flyingfortress.livejournal.com]

omg I just remembered that poodles are French.
And if he's America's dog, he'd be an American do breed.
AHAHA I FOUND A LOOPHOLE /win points + 9000

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

*is ded* XDDDD Or a British breed.

"I'M NOT A FUCKING POODLE I'M A FUCKING BLOODHOUND"
"But England, I thought you didn't like talking about your wrinkles..."
"#;<}$#Í÷đĐÍ"

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[flyingfortress.livejournal.com]

EXACT-FUCKIN-LY.

I'm sure France is offended that BBC compared England to his precious pooch.
"'e is ze farthest zhing from a poodle! 'e can be a ... Beagle. :c"

And thus, America would go out and buy a Beagle and name it Arthur and give it to England in apology. <3 THE END.

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

*standing ovation* XD

Ah, if only RL diplomacy worked this way. :'D