Edit: I just realized that I needed a subject line, my bad.

Hello all!  I pretty sure sharing articles is allowed since I've seen it done from time to time.  So long as it's about America and England and their fantastic crushes on each other, right???  Well this is definitely about England's crush on America, and its obviously canon, so here you go:

Not-so-ugly Americans
, hmm??   How do you like them apples, eh England~, how 'bout it~?

I found this oh-so-satisfying article posted in another community a while back but forgot where exactly, which just about killed me.  Then suddenly I came across it again today and thought I better pass it on to you crazies before I forget again!  So please, go crazy over it!  Btw, at the end of the article another poll is mentioned to prove there is no pro-American bias.  You can find that here.  Some certain countries mentioned in this article don't seem to impress much upon the rest world apparently, but be prepared to call me a little presumptuous because I think a certain someone doesn't mind taking control, and a certain someone else likes it a little rough...  Do you know what I'm getting at, wink, wink? Oh dear, I've gone way off the deep end here, I know!  *Feels only a little bad*

Anyway, here is something that I've been wanting to share with you but couldn't, because it has no mention of America.  Therefore, I'm tacking it onto something else legit so that I can get away with it.  Cue evil laugh.  And now please note a few things.  Firstly, there is a proper way to make tea, even in wartime, and also: the eyebrows.  You'll know when you see them, mark my words.

I hope that I didn't cross too many lines here!  If Mods want me to remove the last link or the entire post, I will without a second thought, I promise.  I just thought everyone could enjoy a little extra fun in their day![]

From: [identity profile] hoshiko2.livejournal.com


PFFF HAHAHAHA! Oh England... 5th worst lovers? Is that why you cry when America makes such SWEET SWEET LOVIN' TO YA?! ;3

From: [identity profile] haro.livejournal.com


Well the English are the second worst lovers so... they can suck together. XD;

I always imagined their sex being dorkier than it would be hot anyway. ♥
Edited Date: 2010-11-27 05:14 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] kanami-yuuta.livejournal.com


together in the lameness *shot*

I like them being dorks.... they're really lame at being sincere with each other

From: [identity profile] hoshiko2.livejournal.com


One of my favorite aspects of their love. Great way to exploit them.

From: [identity profile] hoshiko2.livejournal.com


HAHAHAHAHA! SUCK together! Nice pun. XD

That's cuz it's THOSE two

From: [identity profile] kanami-yuuta.livejournal.com


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

I've seen the article about the top best lovers and the worst ones before XD... oh god iggy... why are u such an uke? *shot*

anywya lazy men are really something....XD

rough Americans FTW(?) XD


From: [identity profile] undone-reading.livejournal.com


Wow... The brows are real. He actually has Iggy brows... There are no words.

From: [identity profile] narwhal123.livejournal.com


Pfft! Iggy, I think you just backed yourself into a wall here.
What dorks.

From: [identity profile] fmptard.livejournal.com


what's even better is imagining England responding to these polls. he was dere when he submitted this one (love the French being lower on the list XD) and tsun with the sex one.

XDDD
/shot

From: [identity profile] x-cutslikesilk.livejournal.com


*wheeze* ....those...eyebrows. I had to stop the video for a minute while I laughed. Hetalia is not good for my brain.

From: [identity profile] x-cutslikesilk.livejournal.com


Also, two things:

1.) I love that Canada is among the top 10 best lovers. SO awesome. xDD

2.) And then this: "Scotland (too loud)and Wales (too selfish)." So among the brothers, we have "too lazy," "too selfish," and "too loud." Ireland also among the top ten best. Hah. This has made my night fantastically. xDDD

From: [identity profile] evanesgrace.livejournal.com


I just had my history exam today and was pretty let down by it...but this brought me back on my feet! Thank you soooooo much! <3
This is just...UUUUWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHH XDXDXDXDXDXD

From: [identity profile] colevic.livejournal.com


AWWWW YEEEAAHHH. I love how the media is literally feeding us this stuff. xD


From: [identity profile] meridianvase.livejournal.com


Ha ha. "Don't feel so bad America! We know you're going through a recession and all, but England thinks you're totally the hottest in the world."

This really did make my day though. And I happened to be listening to David Bowie at the time. "YOUNG AMERICAN, YOUNG AMERICAN, HE WANTS THE YOUNG AMERICAN ALLLLL NIGHT."

From: [identity profile] shadowfaeyre.livejournal.com


I've seen the articles before, but THOSE. EYEBROWS. They really DO exist!!! OAO -rofl- X'D Thanks so much for posting this!

This is sort of related to the 'best looking' article, but my friggin lucky sister got to tour all of the UK last summer for a month, and she brought me back some British newspapers. The title alone of this one article made me crack-up in wtf-ery. XD

"Yeah baby, does my feather duster make you horny?" -dies-
It started off with a squabble with an American cousin over whether or not British men should be allowed to breed (ouch, harsh much?), and then the author of the article runs down a mental checklist of some.. physical traits by British men (the stereotypical bad teeth and stuff). However, according to 'The Independent', there was a study done by Oxford University, claiming that while they may not be the best in bed or the absolute greatest looking, apparently XD Brits make better husbands than Frenchmen, Italians, and Americans because they are more likely to help with housework. <3

Compared to American men, I have no doubt that this is true. =w=;;
I'd personally take a 6th place-looking house cleaner with a sexy accent... -cough- over a lazy golden boy anyday. (no offense meant to my country of course, it just adds to his adorkable-ness ;D)

From: [identity profile] shadowfaeyre.livejournal.com


Ha, so British men are the best kissers and husbands in the world, but they kinda suck at sex, which land them in the news for doing it -cough-sex on the palace lawn-cough-? Strange, strange world we live in.
I've been planning doing several fics based on all this. XDD If things go my way, at least a few'll be up by Christmas... >w>

.... Really, BISCUIT injuries? XD Darn those custard creams! ... 3% out of 25 million tied to poke their EYE with them?!? O~o Very dangerous indeed!

From: [identity profile] fmavatard.livejournal.com


"Yeah baby, does my feather duster make you horny?" -dies-

...I'm sorry, but if someone drew this, by which I mean England dressed as maid, with this caption involved somewhere, I'd love you forever.

On topic, this article made my day. XD Although when you think about it, American's filled with every type of person known to man. Antonio Banderas is an American actor, but he's Spanish and damn sexy. Orlando Bloom in British, and I'm to lazy to go around finding more sexy people who weren't born in America. Therefore, by saying America's got sexy people, you're saying the world has got some sexy people! :D

From: [identity profile] hollownobody.livejournal.com


I laughed myself to tears at the sight of those eyebrows. Here I was thinking that they were merely a work of fiction, but my goodness they are very real.

I am going to go back and re-watch the last episode of Hetalia to make sure England is storing his tea correctly. Gotta check that those crates aren't sitting directly on the ground. XD


From: [identity profile] yamijk.livejournal.com


The video on tea making just made my evening, I'm not a fan of tea but I would have never of guess that it was such an art form. Those eyebrow just o.O wow, who knew they existed...

From: [identity profile] rurushuu.livejournal.com


The eyebrows...oO they're real, so Iggybrows are not mere legends.
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