Eh, sorry, it's not a lot. By default I'm not exactly in high spirits today.
Title: Inside Joke
Summary: America gets it. England doesn't.
A/N: I'm sure people have experienced this before. It's incredibly frustrating when you're with the wrong group of friends to pop out a joke. Or you pop it out on reflex and everyone stares at you like you're crazy. ^^; Oh, and if you don't quite understand what this is on about anyway, then you obviously have never seen the Blues Brothers, which is a Blues musical screwball comedy complete with angry nuns, psycho assassins, the most epic car chases and crashes and Illinois Nazis. Yes. XD Oh and music by James Brown, Aretha Franklin and Ray Charles. If you've never heard of them, I judge you... >8( J/K~ ..kinda. Americans anyway have no excuse. *sigh* Words just cannot express how much I love that movie. ( On the road again~ )Title: Dress Up
Summary: America decides to educate England interactively.
A/N: I just thought this was cute. ^__^( Let's put an exclamation after the 'D' )Title: How to Spot a German Tourist
Summary: America giggles inappropriately.
A/N: ...I'd call this a stereotype, except I've seen it frequently with the German tourists that come in droves to Phuket. XD Truth be told, this is much truer of the older generation than the new generations. Yeah, this is related to the Blue Brothers, only because I got thinking about Illinois Nazis. ...Except all our Nazis are American. *sob* ( England's sense of propriety ) Title: Benefits
Warnings: f-bomb
Summary: England finds a BOOK in America's house *le gasp*
A/N: Yeah, I'm not going to go into the politics too much. Now excuse me while I go off and rewatch 'My Name is Khan.' XD Freaking awesome movie. ( 1st Amendment, bitches~! XD )