O__o   Okay, I was not expecting to do something like this today, but I felt compelled when I heard the song "S.S. Recognize" by Alien Ant Farm.  Funny thing was, Alien Ant Farm suddenly provided my head!canon America with a voice (but not with this song, with "These Days" instead).  So I started perusing through my album again, and I rediscovered S.S. Recognize.  Most of the songs on the album are not happy (although they are USxUK-tastic!) and this one was no exception.  Except the lyrics were just so incredibly full of crack that I imagined America singing them and I very nearly died laughing.  (I'll tell you, my co-workers were lookin' at me awful funny.)  Thus did this song inspire this comic of sorts (it wasn't meant to be one, but it turned out that way) in which America goes stir crazy enough to write these funky lyrics.

Cracktastic ship lyrics )

Title: I think next time we should fly
Warnings: A baaaad case of Cabin Fever
Summary: England takes teen!colonial!America to his home with him.  However, long weeks spent on ships and hyper young boys (who have no sea-legs) do not mix.... at all....
A/N: For some reason, it's very easy for me to imagine that America gets sea-sick easily.  Hence his extreme eagerness to find alternative modes of transportation.  XDD (Also, ack, I was expecting to do only one pic today, so my drawing will probably be extremely messy... XP)

In which seaman!England meets his match... )
Title: Overhaul
Genre: General/Humour
Pairing: USxUK
Rating/Warnings: PG. Crack and sort-of-collab between myself and [livejournal.com profile] spottacus2 . This is a joke. Don't read if you're easily insulted by digs at America.
Summary: Arthur decides that America needs work. A lot of work.

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Title:  Finest - Chapter Thirteen
Genre: General
Rating/Warnings: This chapter is PG13
Summary: Arthur Kirkland was one of their finest. Alfred Jones was an unknown nobody. One was attracted to the law, while the other liked to see how far he could go without getting caught.

In other words: o noes~ Alfie's a criminal!
Past Chapters )And...

Title: It's Not Supposed to be This Hard Sequel Number Two [3/3]
Genre: General
Rating/Warnings: PG
Summary: Vacations are meant to be fun. Alfred, apparently, missed that particular meeting.
(Link to pt. 1 and 2 in chapter)

And...!

Title: Lost - Prologue/Teaser
Genre: General/AU/medieval
Rating/Warnings: PG
Summary: England was a land of peace, until the threat of war hung overhead.

I should probably note that this AU isn't like my others. This one actually has countries with similar names, but a very different setting. This is because I can't make up names for shit. And this is really, really short. That's because it's a teaser, and idk when the first chapter will be posted.
Disclaimer: That word over there (see left) says “disclaimer.” Just thought you should know. That is all.
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Today I being with me a few sketches =3

Title: Drunken Kiss
Rating/Warnings: PG 13/Kiss, and Pantsless Iggy
A/N: I think I posted this one already, but I don't remember if I did or not ^^'
Link to dA: fullmetalpikachu.deviantart.com/art/APH-Drunken-Kiss-157609577



Being drunk can't be all that bad... Right? )

Title: Checkers and Stripes
Rating/Warnings: PG/None
A/N: This is pretty random pic if I do say so myself XD
Link to dA: fullmetalpikachu.deviantart.com/art/APH-Checkers-and-Stripes-158891976



Randomness is randomness )

Title: After Game Kiss
Rating/Warnings: PG/Kiss
Summary: After winning the football game, it's time to celebrate with a kiss.
A/N: So I got this idea from one of the Kink meme fill I read yesterday. And I just had to draw it. This was also my first time drawing a football uniform. Plus I don't know anything about football, so I hope it looks alright *feel like a bad American for not know anything about football* Also, if anyone wants to color this, feel free to.
Link to dA: fullmetalpikachu.deviantart.com/art/APH-After-game-kiss-160774866



Football games are good for one thing )
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