[Fanfic] The Special Relationship is Over

[nike2422.livejournal.com]

Title: The Special Relationship is Over
Author: nike2422
Rating: PG
Character(s)/Pairing(s): America, England, France
Warnings: Breaking up is never easy.
Summary: Hell has frozen over, England has to break the bad news to America that he no longer wants to be in the special relationship.


Facebook status: England went from being 'in a relationship' to 'it's complicated.'

Comments

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[flyingfortress.livejournal.com]

Exactly; and even though (I'm bracing myself to be shot) it isn't canon YET, I'm sure he knows that the pairing is one of the, if not the most popular pairings in Hetalia, and fans probably keep up with it for the two boys.

I can see England shouting that at America and America just patting his head like 'you're so cute <3' ;;

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

and then England shouting some more and America going "ha ha ha :D :D :D"

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[flyingfortress.livejournal.com]

omg I just remembered that poodles are French.
And if he's America's dog, he'd be an American do breed.
AHAHA I FOUND A LOOPHOLE /win points + 9000

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

*is ded* XDDDD Or a British breed.

"I'M NOT A FUCKING POODLE I'M A FUCKING BLOODHOUND"
"But England, I thought you didn't like talking about your wrinkles..."
"#;<}$#Í÷đĐÍ"

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[flyingfortress.livejournal.com]

EXACT-FUCKIN-LY.

I'm sure France is offended that BBC compared England to his precious pooch.
"'e is ze farthest zhing from a poodle! 'e can be a ... Beagle. :c"

And thus, America would go out and buy a Beagle and name it Arthur and give it to England in apology. <3 THE END.

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

*standing ovation* XD

Ah, if only RL diplomacy worked this way. :'D