[Fanfic] The Special Relationship is Over

[nike2422.livejournal.com]

Title: The Special Relationship is Over
Author: nike2422
Rating: PG
Character(s)/Pairing(s): America, England, France
Warnings: Breaking up is never easy.
Summary: Hell has frozen over, England has to break the bad news to America that he no longer wants to be in the special relationship.


Facebook status: England went from being 'in a relationship' to 'it's complicated.'

Comments

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[nike2422.livejournal.com]

Just can't see Hiramuya doing that. The pairing is far too popular.

Although "subservient poodle" made me snicker a bit,

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[flyingfortress.livejournal.com]

Exactly; and even though (I'm bracing myself to be shot) it isn't canon YET, I'm sure he knows that the pairing is one of the, if not the most popular pairings in Hetalia, and fans probably keep up with it for the two boys.

I can see England shouting that at America and America just patting his head like 'you're so cute <3' ;;

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

and then England shouting some more and America going "ha ha ha :D :D :D"

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[flyingfortress.livejournal.com]

omg I just remembered that poodles are French.
And if he's America's dog, he'd be an American do breed.
AHAHA I FOUND A LOOPHOLE /win points + 9000

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

*is ded* XDDDD Or a British breed.

"I'M NOT A FUCKING POODLE I'M A FUCKING BLOODHOUND"
"But England, I thought you didn't like talking about your wrinkles..."
"#;<}$#Í÷đĐÍ"

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[flyingfortress.livejournal.com]

EXACT-FUCKIN-LY.

I'm sure France is offended that BBC compared England to his precious pooch.
"'e is ze farthest zhing from a poodle! 'e can be a ... Beagle. :c"

And thus, America would go out and buy a Beagle and name it Arthur and give it to England in apology. <3 THE END.

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

*standing ovation* XD

Ah, if only RL diplomacy worked this way. :'D

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

I don't think Himaruya even knows that the relationship between the US and Britain actually had a name (since WWII, anyway). Or that he reads BBC.

Besides, it's not like they're canon, so there's nothing to break up. *shrug*

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kanami-yuuta.livejournal.com]

yeah I've been wondering about that... "does he knows what special relationship is in the first place?"

yup... they dont act as the though they're canon in hetalia (though they act pretty much the married couple sometimes or like mother and son)

I think he knows they're really close and good friends like japan and america but he didnt go to the iraq war did he?

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

Well, the official stance is that England and Japan are America's only two friends, so. (And then he writes England giving America chocolates for Valentine's and them being all tsuntsuntsundere towards each other... ^^;; ) But to be honest I don't think he would be interested in any more than general UST between them, or any other characters, to be honest. ^^;; (And I don't think he cares a lot about what people ship either.)

He didn't go into Iraq and all that (and I hope he's not going to, at least I don't think he wants to open thatcan of worms.)

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kanami-yuuta.livejournal.com]

yeah... I guess he likes to tease fans way too much

also with germany and italy... "once upon a time germany loved italy most in the world" but now he cant remember it and they're just friends... nothing anormal though sometimes it doesnt seem like it and what with sweden being homosexual... and acting like that towards finlad(even though the later doesnt seem to be into homo)

I guess... maybe he'll never write explicit shounen ai stuff... but we'll still make yaoi out of it XD

XD I'm still laughing thinking of how americans used british troops for practice XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kanami-yuuta.livejournal.com]

ah god that sounded awfully bad D:! (I'm sorry british people!)

Re: GOD DAMMI-

[kanami-yuuta.livejournal.com]

some british call it "the special poodle" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

THAT TOTALLY MADE MY DAY BRIGHTER