I cracked up so much at the "Performing R-rated things IRL" |D
But good argument you got there! I have no idea how I came up with the 51st state thing if I think about it now ._. just remembered in one of Hoshitamagos doujinshi England mentioned something about becoming the 51 state ....I wonder if I´ll still have the balls/guts to draw this by the end of the month @_@

*scraping up some more ideas*